First Approaches
Senior and Junior
were both, as yet, unaware of the other’s loss of heart. Each had received a
signal from their girl, of some kind of mutual interest. All Junior had to and
read was “She likes me too”. He had pulled a silly face as his signal and the
girl had NOT mimicked throwing up or an expression of disgust, but a given a
mischievous smile and pulled a massive squint-eyed face as she sipped her
drink. It was so exaggerated that her mother had asked her - “What is the
matter with you?”
For Senior, obviously,
such tactics would not work. He and his ‘girl’ had a more sophisticated signalling
protocol. The woman understood that a decent bloke would not look long enough
for it to be classified as a stare or make her uncomfortable. He could also not
pull monkey faces and hope to attract a mate. He would want to know if she was
available and interested. All she had to do was to look at him just long enough
to let him know she had noticed him and paid attention to him. Her smile was
meant to convey that the result of her attention was - she liked what she saw
thus far and would favourably consider getting to know a bit more about him
before deciding if she liked him at all. It also confirmed that she was not already
‘taken’. If her stare at him had lasted a fraction of a second more or less, or
if the expression following it had been even slightly a bit different, it would
have conveyed entirely different messages, ranging from ‘OK, you think I am
pretty, but move on’ to ‘Don’t you even dare think about it’, to ‘Sure, I know
I look good and you don’t look too bad yourself, but -Sorry! I am happy where I
am, not interested.”
The two smitten males
now planned their first approaches to make contact and some kind of connection,
hoping it was something that could be pursued.
Junior was, without
being aware of it, burdened with a lot of issues that Senior did not have to
worry about - the vital importance of appearance of ‘coolness’, the need to
mask his fear of rejection by making it a joke and the fact that parental
approval was still essential for anything to have a chance of working out,
wondering what kind of girl this was, could he ‘afford’ to woo her etc. So,
Junior worked on a rather convoluted method of trying to get the essential exchange
started - Name and Number (phone number).
Senior had no such
issues, but different ones. He did not feel the need to appear ‘cool’ always. Neither
he nor the lady would worry about rejection as much as they had faced a lot
more in life than that. They both were secure and confident enough in
themselves and financially. They knew they could ‘afford’ to woo each other. Senior
chose a more direct and simple approach.
Junior got up and
went over to various shop counters, begging around until he found a pen from
the assistant. He tore off a flat piece of the carton he got his food in. Then
with exaggerated motions and repeated looks at the young lady of his
attentions, he seemed to be sketching a picture of her as an artist would. She
could not fail to notice him doing it, almost a dozen people noticed him doing
so, even Senior, who was not aware of his situation. The girl giggled looking
at him from a distance, in between eating her meal, striking various poses for
him to sketch without letting her mother become aware. Junior ‘finished’ his
sketch and then moved his seat closer to the nearby rubbish bin kept in the
food court. Then he pointedly set the piece of carton face down on the table in
front of him. He then moved over to the next seat with his food. He kept making
silly faces and his antics made some little kids next to him laugh. He was,
lucky for him, sitting behind the mother so that she could not see him.
Senior and the mother
exchanged another quick look at each other. She quickly averted her eyes
downwards as she saw he had caught her looking at him. She smiled barely and it
seemed to him that he could see her blushing right through her ‘face paint’ as
he usually called it. Senior opened his backpack and took out a pen and little
notebook. That is one of the big differences between the teens and the ‘ties.
The old ones carry a pen and notebook with them in their handbags or backpacks.
That is their definition of being cool, as opposed to the young who would not
want to be caught dead with a pen or notebook on them. They do not realize the
limitations of their smartphones. Men and women have been making ‘first contact’
for over a million years, long before smartphones and this new generation might
be the one who might lose this valuable basic instinct! However, as I write
this, I hear that they are coming up with ‘apps’ that will help the next
generation use a smartphone to mysteriously ‘sniff out’ interested potential
mates among total strangers within a range of a 100 feet! Sounds scary to me!!
Senior smiled to
himself as he wrote down his name, phone number and a little note on it,
knowing that ‘she’ was watching him. He looked up half-way while writing and saw
her looking at him directly. She covered her mouth to hide her wide smile and
she averted her gaze towards her food. Senior then tore off the sheet of paper,
folded it over twice. He left it on the table in front of him.
Soon, the ‘mother’
finished her meal, picked up her tray and came over towards Senior. The lady
was headed towards the rubbish bin that she could see behind Senior. She
approached him smiling, looking at him, as she intended to pass him by. He
quickly got up and moved to the aisle, blocking her way as if he too was headed
towards the rubbish bin. She stopped in her tracks, holding her tray, still
smiling.
“Hello! I am R_. It
is nice to meet you. Sorry to be blocking your way. Excuse me just a second,”
Senior said. He picked up his little note and dropped it in her tray. He then
sat back down, clearing her path.
She walked by
smiling. He could hear her laughing behind him. He knew she had a choice,
whether to read his note or dump it in the bin. He turned around to see her put
the tray on top of the bin, pick out his note, thrust it in her pocket, empty
the tray and stacked it. Then she took out his note from her pocket and read it
and laughed again.
“Nicely done! I am K_.
I will call later.” she whispered as passed him by on her way back to her
table.
While this was
playing out, the daughter took the opportunity to ‘finish’ her meal and dispose
of her meal tray in the bin near Junior. As she approached him he reached out
and turned his work of art face up. The girl saw it. Surprise and shock was
evident on her face. Her eyes widened. She could not stop smiling. As she came
close to the table, she leaned over to look at the artwork more closely. Then
she burst out laughing.
“Do I really look
like that?” she asked
“You did to me,”
Junior replied cheekily.
She put away her
rubbish in the bin, stacked the tray and turned around. She deftly picked up
the piece of carton and tucked it in at her side. She pulled and stretched her
long T-shirt over it to cover it from view.
“Call me if you dare!”
said Junior.
“Or if I care,” she
teased.
Both Senior and
Junior were still so focussed on their own eye-candies that they did not notice
what was going on in the other’s life.
Later that evening,
the mother and daughter were at home, each lying on their bed alone and looking
at the notes from their suitors.
The mother had a
simple, neatly written note, in clear handwriting that said -”Hello! I am R_. It was nice to see you and
to see you seeing me. If you consider it appropriate, please call me or write
to me. I would like to get to know you if you too are interested. I am in my
fifties and you don’t look a day over 40. I look forward to hearing from you,
you gorgeous creature! - R_ <phone
number and email>”
The daughter had a
piece of food carton with a stick figure sketch of a grossly squint-eyed girl
with devil-horns, sipping a drink, standing next to a tree from which a monkey
was dropping her a note with Junior’s name and phone number written on it. The
phone numbers were apparently trailing off the note in a line and some were
still falling behind it, suspended in the air. The sketch of the girl bore a
recognizable resemblance to the daughter while the monkey’s expression bore an
equally recognizable resemblance to Junior. The monkey had a little shirt with
the number ‘18+’ on it with a lit candle on top and the name ‘E_’ underneath the candle.
Both mother and
daughter laughed.
Note that teenagers
want to be treated as adults and try to push up the perception of their age in
others - anyone from thirteen to nineteen can call themselves a teenager, but
most of the youngsters will try to pass for the top end of the scale so that
they can do all the things adults are allowed to. Anyone from forty to forty-nine can still
claim to be in their forties. The '-ties' agers - in their forties, fifties and
sixties will try to pass for the lowest end of the scale. If they are actually
fifty, they will make sure they pronounce the TY clearly and let others know
there is no other digit after that. Once past fifty-five, they can keep
referring themselves as in their fifties until the day they turn sixty.
Copyright (c) Kannan Narayanamurthy 2016
All rights reserved
Copyright (c) Kannan Narayanamurthy 2016
All rights reserved
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